Attention Jerks!- FilmJerk is going Netflix

In my infinite wisdom I have noticed one thing over my last week of work.  That's right- one.  Given that I only really "work" for about an hour and a half a week, I feel this is a great accomplishment.  What I have noticed is that (to my knowledge) there is no resource on these great interwebs that devotes itself to the viewing- and the reviewing- of movies that can be found on the Netflix Instant Cue.  And ONLY movies that are available through the Netflix Instant Cue.  So you may be like:

"Hey I want to watch something on Netlix.  But there are so many choices, I need a little guidance."
BOOM
"Yo son.  I got the hook-up.  Check this shit out."

So as of today, July 25th 2011, this website's reviews will be devoted solely to guiding you in your quest for movies you don't want to pay more than $8/month to see.  Stay tuned for films you can blindly judge based on my flawless opinions AND then watch immediately from home.  Keep pimpin' Jerks.

Welcome Jerks!

To the 3 friends I am making read this blog- Welcome!  I've never had a blog before, but I feel like my boundless knowledge of everything film should not go unseen/read by the world.  What you are going to find on this blog is an assortment of reviews, features, and general buffoonery about your favorite (and least favorite) movies.  I have no life.  No desire for anything greater than can be offered from my local arthouse theatre, or the comfort of my Netflix viewing area (or couch- it's just a couch).  And as I am sitting here at work today I realize that puts me in a very advantageous position.  Why see the world when I have seen Around the World in 80 Days?  Why experience love when I can easily rent Love, Actually?  Why live the gangster lifestyle when I can watch Ray Liotta do it instead? 

And so, without further ado, I present FilmJerk.